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I HATE when annoying children are throwing tantrums in public places, »

like

and I’m standing there watching

and the parents are just standing there all

If that were my kid, I wouldn’t even hesitate to be like

That moment when you press play on your iPod, and you forget that the volume is all the way up.

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“Finish or not finish, pass your paper!”

You:

Calling your mom back after 50 missed calls

freaking awesome!

Perfection<3

That awkward moment when your mom tells you to stay in the line when you’re shopping, and when you’re almost near the cashier, she’s not even back yet

and you’re all panicking like “WHERE IS SHE????!!!!!”

and when she finally comes, you’re like

This shit is so true lmao